I purposely park in the first row and honk my horn to announce our arrival, because pissing off Sedona is one of my top five favorite things to do. How is my Jeep embarrassing? It has a snorkel so when I off-road, I don’t have to spend my money on a new engine and can instead afford to buy her whatever new outfit she wants. I’ve learned that there’s no pleasing a teenager, especially a female one-no offense, ladies, but her comment still irks me. “Park in the back, I don’t want to be seen stepping out of this monstrosity.” Sedona ate the pancakes, but as soon as we pulled into the parking lot of Lake Starlight High School, where they’re seniors, her appreciation for me ended. Her exact words, if I remember correctly were, “They taste like cardboard. Of course, Phoenix didn’t eat the pancakes. I woke up, got ready, prepared breakfast for my ungrateful twin sisters, Phoenix and Sedona, then we all hopped into my Jeep to head to school. Eldest brother of the Bailey clan, guardian to my younger siblings, biology teacher extraordinaire, baseball coach, good neighbor, and all-round pretty great guy.īefore we dive into the fact that karma just raised its middle finger at me, you should hear how my day began. The handsome guy on stage with his jaw hanging wide open, shock and awe in his eyes?
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